#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
I told my mother I needed a cat for emotional support, and she told me to come home and pet her cats instead. Also not a solution. Though I have been known to drive 3 hours to do laundry and hang out with five cats (at my parent’s house).
aww, well 5 cats. that seems worth it! My parents just have one. That my mother constantly puts on the phone whenever I’m talking to them so it just makes me miss him more.
I am a 26-year-old woman and I still get christmas presents from my cat. My mother buys me christmas presents and puts a tag on them saying “to corn love beana.”
This is not a complaint.
Also, I just realized the food related naming convention for nick names in my family.
For those of you who may not be aware, Jill Wagner is currently auctioning off a ton of items in an attempt to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Light the Night Walk.
Hello friends! Thanks for stopping by my auction!! I do the LIGHT THE NIGHT walk for LLS every year to raise awareness and help find a cure for ALL blood cancers. I do this in my cousin’s honor as she beat Leukemia due to the amazing research that LLS has been able to accomplish with our donations. I hope you can find some goodies that you like on my site and just know that you are helping such a great cause! I heart you all and truly appreciate it!!
Everything in the auction has less than 6 days left, so there’s still plenty of time to see what she has up, and perhaps make a bid on something that catches your eye! It’s for a great cause!
We’ve included some pictures of some of the Teen Wolf-related items she has up for grabs! (Drooling over the jaguar tank over here.)
look at Steve’s face after Erskine says “good becomes great, bad becomes worse.”
THAT IS NOT THE FACE OF A MAN THINKING ABOUT ALL HIS GOOD QUALITIES
That is a man taking stock of every single moral deficiency in his character and immediately finding himself wanting.
This right here is why I need more fic of Steve being utterly aware of all his worst qualities. This is why I need more fic of Steve being imperfect. I wanna see him be hyper-critical of shit and I want it to be shit entirely unrelated to Bucky. Wanting Bucky in the sack and not saving Bucky from falling are not the only things Steve can kick himself over okay