Corn on the Run

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 


broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I squeal and punch the ceiling every time this moment comes along. Also, I’m gonna imagine her julienne slicing your pedantic dick in the future. 

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Filed under seducing corpses jesus fucking christ this guy. nicki minaj is a goddamn role model

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cornontherun replied to your post “[[MOR]This weekend I’ve cried on the phone to my parents twice and…”

I told my mother I needed a cat for emotional support, and she told me to come home and pet her cats instead. Also not a solution. Though I have been known to drive 3 hours to do laundry and hang out with five cats (at my parent’s house).

aww, well 5 cats. that seems worth it! My parents just have one. That my mother constantly puts on the phone whenever I’m talking to them so it just makes me miss him more.

I am a 26-year-old woman and I still get christmas presents from my cat. My mother buys me christmas presents and puts a tag on them saying “to corn love beana.”

This is not a complaint.

Also, I just realized the food related naming convention for nick names in my family.

Five cats is 100% worth it.

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For those of you who may not be aware, Jill Wagner is currently auctioning off a ton of items in an attempt to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Light the Night Walk. 

Hello friends! Thanks for stopping by my auction!! I do the LIGHT THE NIGHT walk for LLS every year to raise awareness and help find a cure for ALL blood cancers. I do this in my cousin’s honor as she beat Leukemia due to the amazing research that LLS has been able to accomplish with our donations. I hope you can find some goodies that you like on my site and just know that you are helping such a great cause! I heart you all and truly appreciate it!!

Everything in the auction has less than 6 days left, so there’s still plenty of time to see what she has up, and perhaps make a bid on something that catches your eye! It’s for a great cause! 

We’ve included some pictures of some of the Teen Wolf-related items she has up for grabs! (Drooling over the jaguar tank over here.)

Check out the shop here!

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Anonymous asked: is a burrito a sandwich?


I helped David Hine and Mark Stafford at the weekend pack up. They rolled up the table cloth over their books on all sides, which made me think they’d basically made an enormous comic burrito.

This is me dodging the question.

NPR had an entire segment devoted to this very topic which cited variation in food regulation laws between the two, but in the end dodged the question as well.

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Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene

Hozier - Angel Of Small Death And The Codeine Scene

i watch the work of my kin bold and boyful
toying somewhere between love and abuse
calling to join them the wretched and joyful
shaking the wings of their terrible youths

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I have a friend who is very, very nonfandom oriented. It’s not her bag. But the other day she went on a rant about how weird her cousin is and how wrong she is to think that Bucky is an antihero.

It devolved into her shouting “He’s not!  He’s a victim. Stop making him into some pseudo Johnny Depp character!”

And in that moment I thought. Yes. We will be friends for life.

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no but seriously

look at Steve’s face after Erskine says “good becomes great, bad becomes worse.”




That is a man taking stock of every single moral deficiency in his character and immediately finding himself wanting.

This right here is why I need more fic of Steve being utterly aware of all his worst qualities. This is why I need more fic of Steve being imperfect. I wanna see him be hyper-critical of shit and I want it to be shit entirely unrelated to Bucky. Wanting Bucky in the sack and not saving Bucky from falling are not the only things Steve can kick himself over okay

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